Box of Boogers Theater Box - 12 / Box
Please allow me to be transparent for a moment here. My name is Jennifer and I have the pleasure of writing our product descriptions. Having these Box of Boogers candies come across my desk was a defining event for me, and I want to take this opportunity to thank candy manufacturers everywhere for making my job an ongoing adventure in all things funny, wacky, irreverent, and (yep, even in this case) tasty.
Back to business:
Why pick something ordinary (get it?) when you can pick a Box of Boogers? Unfortunately for the faint of heart, these have, let's say, an authentic quality. While that may gross some people out, can you imagine a kid's sheer delight? And when you munch on some of these Boogers in the dark in the movie theater, you will at least be glad that they taste fantastic, with tangy fruit flavors like Snottermelon, Lemon Loogey, and Sour Green Boogey. Still not on board? Just do it for the children. It will earn you some serious street cred. No tissues required.