Avast there, matey! It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Nay better way t’ celebrate than wi’ The Mariner’s Revenge Song (The video! Press Play!).
By command of Ye Olde Gangsta Name Generator, Candy Favorites be answerin’ to the name Cap’n Pete Bluebeard fer a day. If ye’ be lookin’ fer pirate booty on these high seas, ye be weildin’ yer keyboard smartly!
Cap’n Pete’s got no rum to spare fer yellow-bellied bilge-rats like you. We pick our crew by the cut of their jib! The decks need swabbin’, so start loadin’ up this loot befittin’ of a pox-faced landlubber.
Chocolate Gold Coins – So many pieces o’ eight! Stuff yer pantaloons with em’ before you walk the plank.
Licorice Pontefract Cakes – Black gold pillaged from a castle!
Wax Mustaches – Every pirate needs a mustache! It’s the only way to muffle yer voice while you get yer sea legs.
Pirate Flash Pops – Light the way, yarr larcenous, sea-drinking sea serpent!
Orange Slices – Keep the crew from gettin’ the scurvy!
Ye might be too late fer dressin’ up all piratey-like this year. But keep Cap’n Pete Bluebeard in mind fer all yer pirate-theme-party loot next year. International Talk Like a Pirate Day be the best day of the year fer celebratin’!