Well, anybody who hasn't heard of Duck Dynasty by now probably doesn't have an Internet connection. Since you obviously have an Internet connection if you're reading this, you won't be surprised by the following news: there is a Duck Dynasty Milk Chocolate Bar. And we carry it.
Now some people will take this seriously, and to them we say congratulations that you can now watch your favorite television show with the perfect candy bar accompaniment. We're so happy for you!
For the others (those with a sense of humor, especially), we strongly suggest you have a Duck Dynasty-themed dinner party. The attire is camouflage, naturally, and you can serve these as the dessert course. Because that's classy.
Each Duck Dynasty Milk Chocolate Bar weighs 4.25 oz. (less than a duck?) and each order comes with 12 bars. We know you have at least 12 friends who will really appreciate this, one way or another.